it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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