dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm always down for nudity.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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