is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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