I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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