this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
only you would photoshop your dick
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We left an ass print on the piano.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
