u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
I think my moral compass just broke
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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