So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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