There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't think brook has ever known best
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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