i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Never underestimate the power of titties
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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