me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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