it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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