is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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