What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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