Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
