Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
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