What did we do last night that was yellow?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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