Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
