Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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