My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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