Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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