you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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