Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Randomize
