Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
she was so not down for the gang bang
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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