Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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