I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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