the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I'm always down for nudity.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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