Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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