i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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