Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
your like the ambassador to my penis.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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