Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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