whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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