haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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