All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
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