Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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