why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
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