You can't special order awesome
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize