I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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