she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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