I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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