Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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