Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I need moral support for this bender
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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