But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
My vagina is officially offended.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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