May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Two words: nipple clamps
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