She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
We don't watch enough power rangers
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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