i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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