butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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