..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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