I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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