So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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