was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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