they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Rumble strips road head = magical
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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