Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
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