I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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