I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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