We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
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