is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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