ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Please don't give away my fajitas
He has the fingertips of a God
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