I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
That accounts for only three of the penises
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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