I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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